The Ethel-or-Fozzie Rule, applied to the top 200 bands of 1980s

Run is Ethel; DMC is Fozzie

7. Van Halen: Ethel

Rush is perhaps the most Ethel band of all time. Or maybe it’s Iron Maiden.

18. N.W.A.: Eazy E is Ethel; Ice Cube is Fozzie

Ozzy Osbourne’s solo years are definitely Ethel.

44. Bryan Adams: Fozzie

In KISS, Gene Simmons is the Fozzie and Paul Stanley the Ethel.

142. Simple Minds: Ethel

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